What fun it must be to live in New Zealand!

Thousands of people lined Auckland's Queen Street to watch the "Boobs on Bikes" parade earlier today. Despite the fact it's still cold Down Under, 25 topless porn stars showed their best sides in the nippy, chilly weather.

The bare-chested women paraded along the main street on motorbikes and two old army tanks, Reuters reported.

"It does nothing for our image, it does nothing for our city and I just think it gives us indecent exposure around the country and around the world," Auckland city councilor Scott Milne told TV New Zealand. Milne obviously just doesn't like women's breasts, which, I would think, disqualifies him from having an opinion on the parade at all.

"It's shabby and it's sleazy and we just don't need it," he said.

The porn star parade is part of an "Erotica Expo" organized by self-styled "porn king" Steve Crow.

"You'll always have a vocal minority, you're always going to have people who object to everything, be it religion or be it adult entertainment," Crow said.

"If you don't like it don't come," he said.

Protesters held up banners saying "Sleaze Brings Disease in Body & Mind."

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