Friday, July 28, 2006

Strippers go river-tubing when they "should be in church"

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Tubing down the river on a hot summer's day is a tradition in the south, maybe elsewhere.

A strip club in Texas is planning a tubing excursion featuring its dancers/strippers, the AP reported.

The New Braunfels city council isn't too happy about it. They think it's planned as a protest against recent ordinances they've enacted regarding rowdy behavior on the river.
"We're not hookers, dope dealers or Mafia thugs," the club's manager said, noting that the strippers will be appropriately dressed. "We're just coming to have a good time."

City Councilman Ken Valentine isn't so sure.

"I'm really disappointed that this is going to occur on Sunday, when people should be in church," he said. "I hope they behave themselves and keep their clothes on, but I'm not sure they will because strippers are trained to take off their clothes."
Trained? Do you need training to drop your swimsuit while floating down a river?

Image: They should be in church.

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This vision revealed unto you by Mary, the Sacred Fem, at precisely 2:32 PM
Comments:
New Braunfels City Council shows that old fashioned "prudery" is still alive and well! Next ordinance to be voted on..."women must wear Victorian era-style bathing suits that cover to the knees and elbows..." Next up..."Women to wear Taliban-style Burkhas when in public..."

Can you believe there are still people out there in public office that make asinine statements such as "they should be in church"?

Darren
("It's a sick world...and I'm a happy guy!")
Thus spake Anonymous Anonymous :   : July 28, 2006 11:19 PM
They should be at the local Lodge!
Thus spake Blogger Grouchogandhi :   : July 29, 2006 2:11 AM
As the Reverend John W. said, "It is better to be on the river thinking of God, than in church thinking of the river."
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