McNamerica has a blogful of suggestions for Britney Spears, who has been whining about those mean paparazzi photography picture-taking people.

• Move the hell away from Los Angeles.
• Stop going to red-carpet events and parties, and making appearances on television and otherwise trying to keep your name in the press.
• Stop having babies.

Her suggestion number three, she writes, "has little to do with avoiding the paparazzi, and more to do with my concern for your pollution of the human gene pool with Federline-Spears babies."

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