Okay, Girls — get a load of this!!

At the top of the first page of Google listings for "March 20th" today was an urgent call by men for a nation-wide mobilization to create a new national holiday specifically addressing mens' needs.

Yes, of course this takes major precedence over all global issues and crises — Iraq, the Phillipines, by Gosh, even Dick Cheney's "unfortunate" accident. This urgent call, which is truly a "hot button" (so to speak) issue for men of the global community, involves the sacred and precious issue of that wonderful celebration of love and commitment between two abiding souls — the issue of the joint celebration of Valentine's Day.

Well, it appears there's much disguntled-ness about the imbalance of gift-giving on that romantic-of-all-holidays — Cupid's day. Men seem to think that we women are getting all the attention. And gifts. From flowers, to chocolates, to dinners, to abject wining and dining, etc... ad nauseum.

And what, pray tell, are the men receiving?? Bubkas!!... well, according to the authors of this indiginous movement. To wit, they claim, months and months of long, hard (so to speak) thinking and conspiring have gone into creating just the perfect ambience or perfect gift for this special day.

So, feeling left out of the gift-payback spirit, these men have decided to create a movement for a new national holiday, which one could embrace with the import of Martin Luther King's birthday.

March 20th is the day, and it will be officially known as the "Steak and Blowjob Day." Yep, that's right. And, there might even be a presidential advisor on the committee. Impressive, no? So, the concept is to "allow ladies to finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all. Just a steak and BJ. That's it."

Just goes to show you... whoever said a man couldn't express his true feelings?

— Wittychic


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