This one's no goddess.

Fireman Steven S. Cole was caught driving away from a park in Wayne Township, Ohio, drunk and wearing a blond wig and a bikini, the Cincinnati Enquirer reported. His bikini top was stuffed with two tan-colored water balloons.

A park visitor had called police while Cole was stumbling through the park, before he got into his pickup truck.

Cole handed police credit cards when asked for his driver's license.

He told police he was on his way to a gay bar to compete in a "dress like a woman" contest where he could win $10,000.

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