Balls! That's what Sony Pictures doesn't have. And neither does Leonardo Da Vinci's famous artwork Vitruvian Man, at least in the version that is going to be used in The Da Vinci Code move tie-ins.

Despite the fact that it's the world's most famous piece of art, except maybe for the Mona Lisa, and that humans have had genitalia for at least as long as we've been human, you won't have to look at the Da Vinci Guy's Johnson every time you see a movie T-shirt, lunchbox, keychain, ball cap or coffee mug.

The Da Vinci Code movie opens May 19. Can't wait to see the fast food tie-in....

Read the story about the V-Man's extreme makeover....

Read about Vitruvian Man before his surgery....

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